First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don’t even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin’ the soda that I’m sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say y’all can kiss my ass you rotten mother fuckers. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish. Good evenin’! Is it sad that I have that speech memorized? :P radmobile: (via ponytailscocktails)

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don’t even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin’ the soda that I’m sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say y’all can kiss my ass you rotten mother fuckers. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish. Good evenin’!

Is it sad that I have that speech memorized? :P

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